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the traces of blood left on the toilet roll after taking a J. Crump. Usually indcative of piles.
that turd felt like it came out sideways- there was bum jam all over the bog roll
by Herman Dogg December 18, 2003

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When skinning up, the act of putting both weed and hash in the same joint.
oi, chief. Make that Jimminy biff a first to bassett
by Herman Dogg December 19, 2003

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Used to describe a situation where the usual rules of attraction no longer apply. Standards are lowered in order to accomadate the less appealing.
Particularly in the workplace, where a 38 year old divorced mother of two on the end of the production line stacking boxes can appear pretty tidy.
H.D:"that bird you pulled last night was a bit shabby rtj."

rtj:"yeah, I was playing by Roussel rules."
by Herman Dogg December 22, 2003

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To be twice as strong.
In particular, refers to acid that has been 'double dipped', however can also be used to describe a range of potent substances/activities/ people etc

See also fat old boy.
Welsh dealer at Glastonbury: "look 'ere boyo, go easy with that- it's double dipped."
by Herman Dogg December 22, 2003

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rat
female genitalia
after six bacardi breezers she got her rat out
by Herman Dogg December 19, 2003

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A term used in reference to time keeping, derived from the espression early doors. See also early barnes.
Easy chief, what doors are you on?
I'm on a Sheena today.
by Herman Dogg December 19, 2003

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