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Bum friend by The Seal March 7, 2012
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Bum Fiend
1. A male, often a slight odd-ball or creep, who has an insatiable lust for the female bottom which goes way past perverted and borders on psychotic. Often lurks in bushes or back-alleys and pounces when least expected to grab that ass!
2. A man who enjoys simulating the "bumming" action behind a woman when she has bent over for some reason.
2. A man who enjoys simulating the "bumming" action behind a woman when she has bent over for some reason.
budfriend
The "buddy" or "friend" that your boyfriend or husband spends too much time with. A budfriend is the most discreet level of male-to-male relationship that exists between two straight or bi-curious men. Common activities between two budfriends include "grabbing a beer," "watching a game," and "fishing and hunting." A guy who experimented with M2M sexual contact in high school or college is more likely to have a budfriend later in life, especially after his female partner becomes overweight and extremely unattractive. When there is a budfriend in a guy’s life, sexual contact with the wife or girlfriend declines steadily, although his interest in anal play may suddenly arise. Budfriendship is always kept in the DL.
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: Is your hubby on steroids? He’s getting big!
Desperate housewife: Nah…, Kevin’s just spending too much time at the gym with his workout buddy Nick.
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: Hmmm… How often do they go?
Desperate housewife #2: Everyday for two hours. The gym has a sauna, so they love it.
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: Oh, girl. Has Kevin become interested in anal play lately?
Desperate housewife #2: Oh my Gosh, yes! How do you know?
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: I just have a feeling Kevin and Nick are budfriends… You ever watched Brokeback Mountain?
Desperate housewife: Nah…, Kevin’s just spending too much time at the gym with his workout buddy Nick.
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: Hmmm… How often do they go?
Desperate housewife #2: Everyday for two hours. The gym has a sauna, so they love it.
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: Oh, girl. Has Kevin become interested in anal play lately?
Desperate housewife #2: Oh my Gosh, yes! How do you know?
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: I just have a feeling Kevin and Nick are budfriends… You ever watched Brokeback Mountain?
budfriend by heteroflex November 28, 2012
buyfriend
A boyfriend (usually older and well-off) whose only or main attraction is the fact that he buys the girl everything. A sugar daddy.
Usually an older, well off gentleman who attracts a younger, beautiful woman by lavishing her with gifts and other forms of support in exchange for sex and companionship.
A woman who has a buyfriend is commonly called a gold digger.
Usually an older, well off gentleman who attracts a younger, beautiful woman by lavishing her with gifts and other forms of support in exchange for sex and companionship.
A woman who has a buyfriend is commonly called a gold digger.
bumfriend
A man who has no job, vehicle, home, or money but leeches off of his girlfriend in their relationship.
bumfriend by Tara Crush January 28, 2020
bugfriend
A term for a non-binary or gender non conforming person someone is in a relationship with. Like a boyfriend or girlfriend. I.E. Partner, Significant other.
bugfriend by ThomasStrawberry July 14, 2023
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