by The Seal March 7, 2012
Get the Bum friend mug.1. A male, often a slight odd-ball or creep, who has an insatiable lust for the female bottom which goes way past perverted and borders on psychotic. Often lurks in bushes or back-alleys and pounces when least expected to grab that ass!
2. A man who enjoys simulating the "bumming" action behind a woman when she has bent over for some reason.
2. A man who enjoys simulating the "bumming" action behind a woman when she has bent over for some reason.
Dale: Umm, excuse me Janine, you seem to have dropped your purse.
Janine: Oh, so I have, your such a nice guy Dale (proceeds to bend down and retrieve it)
Dale: Giggidy (performs the bumming motion)
Gary: You are such a bum fiend...
Janine: Oh, so I have, your such a nice guy Dale (proceeds to bend down and retrieve it)
Dale: Giggidy (performs the bumming motion)
Gary: You are such a bum fiend...
by RspecksW June 1, 2010
Get the Bum Fiend mug.The "buddy" or "friend" that your boyfriend or husband spends too much time with. A budfriend is the most discreet level of male-to-male relationship that exists between two straight or bi-curious men. Common activities between two budfriends include "grabbing a beer," "watching a game," and "fishing and hunting." A guy who experimented with M2M sexual contact in high school or college is more likely to have a budfriend later in life, especially after his female partner becomes overweight and extremely unattractive. When there is a budfriend in a guy’s life, sexual contact with the wife or girlfriend declines steadily, although his interest in anal play may suddenly arise. Budfriendship is always kept in the DL.
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: Is your hubby on steroids? He’s getting big!
Desperate housewife: Nah…, Kevin’s just spending too much time at the gym with his workout buddy Nick.
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: Hmmm… How often do they go?
Desperate housewife #2: Everyday for two hours. The gym has a sauna, so they love it.
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: Oh, girl. Has Kevin become interested in anal play lately?
Desperate housewife #2: Oh my Gosh, yes! How do you know?
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: I just have a feeling Kevin and Nick are budfriends… You ever watched Brokeback Mountain?
Desperate housewife: Nah…, Kevin’s just spending too much time at the gym with his workout buddy Nick.
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: Hmmm… How often do they go?
Desperate housewife #2: Everyday for two hours. The gym has a sauna, so they love it.
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: Oh, girl. Has Kevin become interested in anal play lately?
Desperate housewife #2: Oh my Gosh, yes! How do you know?
Desperate housewife’s gay friend: I just have a feeling Kevin and Nick are budfriends… You ever watched Brokeback Mountain?
by heteroflex November 28, 2012
Get the budfriend mug.A boyfriend (usually older and well-off) whose only or main attraction is the fact that he buys the girl everything. A sugar daddy.
Usually an older, well off gentleman who attracts a younger, beautiful woman by lavishing her with gifts and other forms of support in exchange for sex and companionship.
A woman who has a buyfriend is commonly called a gold digger.
Usually an older, well off gentleman who attracts a younger, beautiful woman by lavishing her with gifts and other forms of support in exchange for sex and companionship.
A woman who has a buyfriend is commonly called a gold digger.
by Rongo! October 5, 2009
Get the buyfriend mug.A man who has no job, vehicle, home, or money but leeches off of his girlfriend in their relationship.
by Tara Crush January 28, 2020
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Get the Bumfiend mug.A term for a non-binary or gender non conforming person someone is in a relationship with. Like a boyfriend or girlfriend. I.E. Partner, Significant other.
by ThomasStrawberry July 14, 2023
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