Bum features Share definition Flag When a person uses this phrase it is usually used to make fun of someone else's weird or diformed face. Guy 1: "Dude, you suck, man" Guy 2: "Well you have bum features" Bum features by Anthony Peters October 13, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Bum features mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch