Bum Squirts Share definition Flag A bloke named Dave who snitches on his Mrs and gets confronted by his mates. Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard? Bum Squirts by SMP.PFK April 2, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the Bum Squirts mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch