BUM HAIR 

bum hair is the hair in your bum crack! that is very annoying!

why are you shoving your bum hair in my face?

BUM HAIR by blubber the bloody nut April 10, 2009

Bum Hairs 

The greatest person you will ever meet. Very handsome and has no bum hairs

Person 1: Omg he doesn't have bum hairs

Bum Hairs by Thetiger08 March 22, 2021

receding bum hairs

wen ur bum hairs receed liek mine

me receding bum hairs receed!
mine too!

receding bum hairs by ScorchingSmegma February 12, 2023

hairy bum fun

bum fun with a hairy asshole

we had hairy bum fun last night

hairy bum fun by stevie potter May 22, 2006

Hairy Man Bum Pie 

See dirtbox

He likes Hairy Man Bum Pie

Hairy Man Bum Pie by Anonymous July 18, 2003

bumhair 

A cooler way of saying bummer.

Aw bumhair, my dildo broke.

bumhair by bondxxxmage October 13, 2008

Bag of Bumhair 

manky and fluffy

Brian "My bellybuttons like a stale bag of bumhair"

Bag of Bumhair by Mr Hol July 30, 2007