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Bullski

a Word that basically means not right , messed up , fucked up , bullshit,
He beat Zelda before me ? Thats Bullski !
by Janglez311 February 1, 2009
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Ballski

The ballski is a pair of shorts, that is designed with a “bomb bay” door on the bottom of the short, low in the crotch. The bomb bay has magnet close “doors” that allow for a mans balls to drop free and hang. Particularly, when it is warm and uncomfortable, the balls get fresh air. Variations of the design include a Masters Edition, that features a restrictor sleeve, made of silk hosiery, (like a stocking) that prevents old man balls from dropping too low. This sleeve also come treated for UV and bug protection. Other variations include sporting goods. Like the golfballski, PGA approved pants; the baseballski for ball players(haha); the basketballski (comes with a net); and the footballski.

There is a winter edition that includes a sleeve made of rabbit fur with a goretex lining.

Additional accessories include the sweatbalski, for addressing ball funk (it’s a spray, smells like lavender) and ballski balm- with or without self tanner.

The target market for this new product is largely Jimmy Buffet fans and old guys who just don’t give a fuck and want to hang their balls out no matter the setting.

-Biker and Nut
Hey man, you packin your ballskis to go on the Deschutes river trip?
by Mancavious Dartov May 29, 2020
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bullskit

This is some bullskit, all the stores are closed.
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billski

Another name for a bong. Device used for smoking marijuana.
Adapting from the slang billy also used for bong.
"Dude remember to bring your billski"

"pass me the billski so i can pack a cone"
by LEM - Chino April 30, 2006
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Bullshi

ˈbul shee -interjection

A term often used by those under control of public high-school teachers as an alternative to ‘bullshit,’ which expresses the sentiment that a particular situation is utter nonsense.
“That is complete bullshi.”
by thawk93 November 30, 2009
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bulaski

When three males cum on an Asian girls face at the same time.
Pat, Brian, and Cory all performed a bulaski on Ching Chong Wong, the Chinese prostitute.
by Frank Gleason September 30, 2007
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Bellski

Someone drops a crystal glass and it breaks, "You bellski!"
by Dave Bloke October 15, 2003
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