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Businessmanofbusiness 

Businessmanofbusiness is a MACROCHAD
Businessmanofbusiness by Buglly April 29, 2022

legitimate businessman 

A euphemism for a mobster, usually of the Italian mafia. It usually is used for someone that holds a decent rank (i.e. someone with underlings). While there might have once been a time when it was used in seriousness, it's now almost always used sarcastically.
The Sicilian store owner on my block is a very legitimate businessman. He can get what you're looking for.

businessman 

The drug dealer desscribed himself as a "businessman".

Al Capone and his men described themselves as "businessmen".
businessman by Carey1234 October 31, 2011

businessman 

A person who leeches off the talents/skills of other people to make a living.
businessman says "We can double the work and pay person X 1/3 more money."
businessman by phphacker March 12, 2011

Businessman 

N - A con who is very successful in cheating people's money, even a little Child. A successful businessman could make their retarded dumb ass victim come back willingly and let them cheat their money again and again.
Ronald McDonald is a very successful businessman
Businessman by Mokonamon July 20, 2008

international businessmen 

A group of highly classy, sophisticated gentlemen who regularly engage in business meetings while enjoying a delicious lager. They discuss topics such as bitches, beers, goats, opportunities and chlamydia. If you tell a woman you are an international businessman, you are guaranteed to engage in sexual intercourse with her, possibly resulting in giving her a pink sock.
Hobbs: Business meeting tonight boys.

J-Mut: Fuck yeah, gather some bitches and beers.

International Businessmen: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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