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Businessmanofbusiness 

Businessmanofbusiness is a MACROCHAD
Businessmanofbusiness by Buglly April 29, 2022

legitimate businessman 

A euphemism for a mobster, usually of the Italian mafia. It usually is used for someone that holds a decent rank (i.e. someone with underlings). While there might have once been a time when it was used in seriousness, it's now almost always used sarcastically.
The Sicilian store owner on my block is a very legitimate businessman. He can get what you're looking for.

businessman 

The drug dealer desscribed himself as a "businessman".

Al Capone and his men described themselves as "businessmen".
businessman by Carey1234 October 31, 2011

businessman 

A person who leeches off the talents/skills of other people to make a living.
businessman says "We can double the work and pay person X 1/3 more money."
businessman by phphacker March 12, 2011

Businessman 

N - A con who is very successful in cheating people's money, even a little Child. A successful businessman could make their retarded dumb ass victim come back willingly and let them cheat their money again and again.
Ronald McDonald is a very successful businessman
Businessman by Mokonamon July 20, 2008

international businessmen 

A group of highly classy, sophisticated gentlemen who regularly engage in business meetings while enjoying a delicious lager. They discuss topics such as bitches, beers, goats, opportunities and chlamydia. If you tell a woman you are an international businessman, you are guaranteed to engage in sexual intercourse with her, possibly resulting in giving her a pink sock.
Hobbs: Business meeting tonight boys.

J-Mut: Fuck yeah, gather some bitches and beers.

International Businessmen: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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