A large and aggressive stripper. Water buffahoes are known for sitting on laps without asking and delivering unwanted and possibly dangerous lap dances due to their size and strength.
I hope that water buffaho doesn't come over here. She would squash me like a bug.
"No water buffaho, i don't want a dance! I saw you dancing on my friend and i don't think he will walk right for a week."
A stubborn hair disturbance most commonly caused by sleeping.
Other known causes include extended periods of hat donning and/or helmet wearing.
Rarer cases have been known during prolonged periods of strong wind exposure.
Buftahs are more common in hair lengths within the range of 2 - 12cm, but this can vary depending on hair thickness.
Buftahs are most effectively tamed after showering, but more experimental methods of removal do exist.
Buwah goes way back to the most lit trapper on earth. He was once born in a trap house while his parents were very high and drunk. In fact they didn't even know that the girl gave birth after their 89 hour hangover. Buwah was trapping all through his life and never stopped. Some say that he who is named Buwah is still trapping on his trapping legacy.
Yo, I was trapping so hard call me Buwah!
Oh my god, my nigga was trapping way too hard last night, mans was going all Buwah on us!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.