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A stubborn hair disturbance most commonly caused by sleeping.
Other known causes include extended periods of hat donning and/or helmet wearing.
Rarer cases have been known during prolonged periods of strong wind exposure.
Buftahs are more common in hair lengths within the range of 2 - 12cm, but this can vary depending on hair thickness.
Buftahs are most effectively tamed after showering, but more experimental methods of removal do exist.
Oh no....I've got a buftah that just wont quit
buftah by milton5 June 14, 2016
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Buttahead 

When everything on a female look good good but her head
I was gonna holla at Tameka but then she took out her hair extensions and she was a buttahead.
Buttahead by Nikki13 September 27, 2005
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Buffahole 

The anatomical aftermath of eating buffalo wings or spicy food.
The next day after Timmy ate an entire plate of wings he could barely sit due to his acute onset of buffahole.
Buffahole by Slippin' pee hands February 28, 2014

Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe 

a chicken head who takes her job super serial
I thought she was a Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe; she really was an undercover cop.
A buffahoe is an obese whore.
That girl is huge and she sleeps with everyone! God, what a buffahoe!
Buffahoe by NayaBaby February 25, 2008
compliment meaning good, smooth, impressive, etc.
You buttah baby
buttah by Ebylox September 17, 2003

water buffaho

A large and aggressive stripper. Water buffahoes are known for sitting on laps without asking and delivering unwanted and possibly dangerous lap dances due to their size and strength.
I hope that water buffaho doesn't come over here. She would squash me like a bug.

"No water buffaho, i don't want a dance! I saw you dancing on my friend and i don't think he will walk right for a week."
water buffaho by Bryant Bell December 21, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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