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A stubborn hair disturbance most commonly caused by sleeping.
Other known causes include extended periods of hat donning and/or helmet wearing.
Rarer cases have been known during prolonged periods of strong wind exposure.
Buftahs are more common in hair lengths within the range of 2 - 12cm, but this can vary depending on hair thickness.
Buftahs are most effectively tamed after showering, but more experimental methods of removal do exist.
Oh no....I've got a buftah that just wont quit
buftah by milton5 June 14, 2016
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Buttahead 

When everything on a female look good good but her head
I was gonna holla at Tameka but then she took out her hair extensions and she was a buttahead.
Buttahead by Nikki13 September 27, 2005
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Buffahole 

The anatomical aftermath of eating buffalo wings or spicy food.
The next day after Timmy ate an entire plate of wings he could barely sit due to his acute onset of buffahole.
Buffahole by Slippin' pee hands February 28, 2014

Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe 

a chicken head who takes her job super serial
I thought she was a Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe; she really was an undercover cop.
A buffahoe is an obese whore.
That girl is huge and she sleeps with everyone! God, what a buffahoe!
Buffahoe by NayaBaby February 25, 2008
compliment meaning good, smooth, impressive, etc.
You buttah baby
buttah by Ebylox September 17, 2003

water buffaho

A large and aggressive stripper. Water buffahoes are known for sitting on laps without asking and delivering unwanted and possibly dangerous lap dances due to their size and strength.
I hope that water buffaho doesn't come over here. She would squash me like a bug.

"No water buffaho, i don't want a dance! I saw you dancing on my friend and i don't think he will walk right for a week."
water buffaho by Bryant Bell December 21, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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