When ones forehead is flaring with sunshine brightness due to an excessive amount of hair styling wax being worn. As a result, a large proportion of the wax secretes down onto the upper region of the face. The outcome can be likened to the surface of a polished bowling bowl, glistening simirly to ejeculated semen.
"Fucking hell Philip, you've got harsh 'BUFF-HEAD' today, how much wax did you use?
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.