Buckwitz 

When a gun is shoved up someone's ants and the trigger is pulled.

"Agelo, you make him pay! You buckwitz that motherfucker!"

Buckwitz by Yuge Lap Hog May 29, 2025

Buckwitz

(Pronounced Buck-Vits) Buckwitz is a slang term originating from car-salesman slang in the 00's that describes an absurd situation, impossible deal, or incredibly foolish person who is seeking the unattainable. It can be used to describe almost any doomed situation.

Your up has a credit score lower than the lot boy's IQ and your deal is Buckwitz. Get them out of here.

Dude just blew by that state patrol car, doing at least 70 in the 35, and... YEP! There he goes, cherries & berries aglow, and that dude is Buckwitz.

Buckwitz by Never Buckwitz December 1, 2025

Buckwit 

A person not required, contributes nothing, excess to requirements. Full of their own self importance, always writes in the first party e.g. I build this, I've done that, I've bought that; regardless of how many others have helped or been involved.

Has to lie to cover inadequate knowledge on a subject.

A person lies and big notes themselves about something they had little to do with.

"You buckwit, you didn't do that"

Or "you buckwit, that's not true, here is the evidence"

Buckwit by sabplat November 17, 2009

Buckwit 

common cider bird found in the Kingswood region of Bristol (usually outside a kebab shop), with a vague expression on it's face. Emits a pontent eggy/apple smell at frequent intervals in an attempt to attract her prey, also emits an audible warning simultaneously. Unable to fly,
but can often be seen crawling from local nightclubs during the early hours (nocturnal). Do not approach during daylight hours, the cider bird is known for its aggressive behaviour as a result of low alcohol levels.

The Buckwit is also noted for its inability to be discreet when attempting to fletch its victims, and is ALWAYS caught in the act. A truly frustrated species, who is unable to breed until her mate migrates from the spanish regions.

Oh the buckwit is drunk again, just look at her strange face...

Buckwit by Millsythemaster August 10, 2010