Buckwitz
"Agelo, you make him pay! You buckwitz that motherfucker!"
Buckwitz by Yuge Lap Hog May 29, 2025
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Buckwitz
(Pronounced Buck-Vits) Buckwitz is a slang term originating from car-salesman slang in the 00's that describes an absurd situation, impossible deal, or incredibly foolish person who is seeking the unattainable. It can be used to describe almost any doomed situation.
Your up has a credit score lower than the lot boy's IQ and your deal is Buckwitz. Get them out of here.
Dude just blew by that state patrol car, doing at least 70 in the 35, and... YEP! There he goes, cherries & berries aglow, and that dude is Buckwitz.
Dude just blew by that state patrol car, doing at least 70 in the 35, and... YEP! There he goes, cherries & berries aglow, and that dude is Buckwitz.
Buckwitz by Never Buckwitz December 1, 2025
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Buckwit
A person not required, contributes nothing, excess to requirements. Full of their own self importance, always writes in the first party e.g. I build this, I've done that, I've bought that; regardless of how many others have helped or been involved.
Has to lie to cover inadequate knowledge on a subject.
Has to lie to cover inadequate knowledge on a subject.
Buckwit
common cider bird found in the Kingswood region of Bristol (usually outside a kebab shop), with a vague expression on it's face. Emits a pontent eggy/apple smell at frequent intervals in an attempt to attract her prey, also emits an audible warning simultaneously. Unable to fly,
but can often be seen crawling from local nightclubs during the early hours (nocturnal). Do not approach during daylight hours, the cider bird is known for its aggressive behaviour as a result of low alcohol levels.
The Buckwit is also noted for its inability to be discreet when attempting to fletch its victims, and is ALWAYS caught in the act. A truly frustrated species, who is unable to breed until her mate migrates from the spanish regions.
but can often be seen crawling from local nightclubs during the early hours (nocturnal). Do not approach during daylight hours, the cider bird is known for its aggressive behaviour as a result of low alcohol levels.
The Buckwit is also noted for its inability to be discreet when attempting to fletch its victims, and is ALWAYS caught in the act. A truly frustrated species, who is unable to breed until her mate migrates from the spanish regions.
Buckwit by Millsythemaster August 10, 2010
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
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flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!