The act of packing an anus with baking soda then topping off with vinegar to create a shitty, bubbly anal volcano. (Mentos and diet coke can be substituted but with somewhat less spectacular results)
The 30-second window of opportunity, that accompanies the sudden and powerful urge to have a bowel movement. In which you either find a bathroom, or risk shitting your pants.
The act of drinking preservative that is in an olive cantainer. then farting a lot and then farting a bubble of shit. Leaving a circle of shit in your underwear
1) A ball of male ejaculate filled with feces that has been sucked out of the anal sphincter by mouth while nothing seems to be going as planned.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.