Bubble Squirt

When you go to fart and it sounds like there's too much gas/air inside that is stopping the poop to come out, and it's all bubbly sounding

I was constipated and needed to go real bad but when I sat on the toilet nothing was came out but

could hear the gas been squeezed through the hole and so was making these what I call "bubble squirts"

Bubble Squirt by Jazy1r January 20, 2023

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bubble gum squirts

When you take a shit and you make shitty shit bubbles.

Tom:Man i gotta stop eating taco bell.

Bill:Why what do you mean?

Tom:I fucking had bubble gum squirts all over the wall.

Bill:Don't fucking tell me that shit gross.

Tom:Well u asked.

bubble gum squirts by Jack Meioff over and over February 16, 2014

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bubblesquire

The name that you call an epic person who you love and are very close to.

Hey, Bubblesquire!

bubblesquire by arabellaaa October 5, 2012

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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