Bubba yeehaw 

Bubba yeehaws are well meaning country boys that come out during harsh weather conditions. They can be single or could be in a pack. You can distinguish them by the camo coveralls and hi vis yellow reflective jackets. Some are driving mad Max style 4wheel drive trucks that they keep in the back yard untill needed. When the weather gets bad,they fire up the truck and go out to help stranded people,mostly blue hair lookie loos that get stuck in ditches. Often you can hear the mating call of a bubba yeehaw,it is the sound of a chainsaw that they use on trees that have fallen over the road.Also, a variation of the true bubba yeehaw can also be found,they are imposters driving mall crawler trucks that are lower in the back and was purchased with daddy's money,stay a safe distance from these variants as they don't know how to work a chainsaw and will probably pull the bumper off of your car.

Thank God that bubba yeehaw showed up to pull me out of the ditch,I was almost out of gas.

Bubba yeehaw by W.Babalo October 31, 2020