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Bryan william by Negrosan November 21, 2021
William Jennings Bryan
A famous American orator, and three-time Democratic nominee for President. He never became President, but he dodged a bullet (literally) when he lost the 1900 election, as McKinley was assassinated one year later while shaking citizen's hands at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo. His 1896 "Cross of Gold" speech is his most famous speech, and probably the most quoted of his orations. Unfortunately, Bryan is remembered not for his political campaigns (he ran an anti-imperialist campaign against McKinley in 1900, and McKinley is now considered one of the most imperialistic presidents in all of American history), nor most of his orations, but the Scopes trial, in which he condemned a teacher who taught evolution in a Tennessee school. Now most commonly cited as an example of ignorant fundamentalist Christians by those who don't understand how the past actually worked. Historians, however, (including a SOCIALIST, Richard Hofstadter) have stated that it is a cruel, misconstrued view of an individual who had simply outlived his time.
Joe: " I just got a silver filling in my tooth. Damn, it hurts, but I do look pretty badass now.
Bob: "Haha, I have a gold filling."
Joe: "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"
Bob: "Who's that quote from?"
Joe: "William Jennings Bryan."
Bob: "Wow. I have no idea who that is. You're smart."
Joe: "Thanks, William Jennings Bryan, posterboy for obscure historical figures!"
Bob: "Haha, I have a gold filling."
Joe: "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"
Bob: "Who's that quote from?"
Joe: "William Jennings Bryan."
Bob: "Wow. I have no idea who that is. You're smart."
Joe: "Thanks, William Jennings Bryan, posterboy for obscure historical figures!"
William Jennings Bryan by Anton Y. Mouse December 13, 2010
bryan williams
bryan williams by Nostrilman42 December 23, 2016
William Brian
Williams are the silliest people you would ever meet. Williams do not have much intelligence, as their brains are about the size of a walnut. They often think that they are the best at everything, but they actually are the worst. Williams are very dumb. If you ask them 1+1, they will say George Washington.
William Brian by Deerw4t5ykmgh June 11, 2020
William Cullen Bryant High School
A school where nobody heard of until you get there seems pretty good from the outside. A place where there is a synagogue church and mosque are all on the same block. Right next to the hood. People from all over the world. Where the fucking school calls your parents everytime your late to class. Where the teachers have a fat ass and wear what ever the fuck they want. Try to make us a smart school but the zoned people there are retarded. Bitches suck dick in the stairs and lots of feens there also. All in all a crazy experience. Except the gang shit.
William Cullen Bryant High School by The real deal :) January 30, 2020
William C. Bryant High School
secondary school in astoria, queens filled with asians , hindus , blacks & spanish people . nothing ever works , its overcrowded and you only have a disgusting smelly gym locker which will most likely get broken into. its ghetto in every aspect you could imagine. oh , and the mascot is an owl. hoot hoot
William C. Bryant High School by bryant owl September 30, 2009
William C. Bryant High School
A high school where girls suck mad dick in the staircase , where scholars become dropouts, where every staircase has a valid door with no alarm to go through , where they call your parents every fucking period YOURE late or absent. A high school where everybody where’s uggs especially the LOW TOPS. Where everyone thinks it’s a fashion show everyday , where every bitch smokes in the bathroom and niggas who try so hard to get it with bitches. Where you’ll get robbed if you don’t lock your locker by broke niggas who can’t even afford an iPhone 5. Where niggas buy viigos in the deli and think they grown
William C. Bryant High School by Flayoooooo October 18, 2019
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