Bruton Gaster 

From the USA Network TV Series Psych. Burton "Gus" Guster's name spelled incorrectly by a museum

And you must be Bruton Gaster.
Burton. Guster. It is Burton Guster.

Bruton Gaster by smoshme July 17, 2011

Bruton High School 

A high school located in the upper York County in Williamsburg, Virginia. The only reason York County ever gets snow days is because of this school.

The two notable celebrities that have come from Bruton are Zena Cardman, a NASA astronaut, and Lorenzo Taliaferrro, a former NFL player,(may he rest in peace).

Person 1: Did you hear that we have no school today?
Person 2: Yeah, Bruton High School coming in clutch.

Bruton High School by spaceramen January 1, 2021

Bruton snuff wafer 

Act of placing ones testicles inside the lower lip of a consenting or non-consenting individual. The testicles may become flattened not unlike a wafer when forced into the lower lip.

I was bored, she was passed out so i gave her the Bruton snuff wafer

Bruton snuff wafer by Richi J October 13, 2008

Ella Bruton 

Is a cute little bean who is comforting and really sweet. Is the best person to have a laugh with, small but feisty. Extremely pretty and really funny. Has a dirty mind for the looks of her. Has such a nice smile and tries to help. Gives such good hugs and is sometimes insecure. Always up for trying new things. You are lucky to have a friend like her. Is obsessed with cats and will probably marry one. Likes Russian people. Will name her future child Fernando.

Wow, is that little bean Ella Bruton?

Ella Bruton by meowmeowcow June 10, 2018

tyler bruton 

very hot

tyler bruton is hot

tyler bruton by weerrrrr-ddee May 24, 2022

Cliff Burton 

Metallica's 2nd bassist, and one of the greatest metal bassists of all time. Along with Steve Harris of Iron Maiden, he was one of the first metal bass players to play complex bass lines. He also liked to play loud and often soloed (with distortion, and sometimes wah). Because of this, some people have reffered to him as a "lead bassist".

He co-wrote several great metallica songs, including Master of Puppets and Orion (which was played at this funeral), and composed most of To Live is To Die, which was recorded as a tribute to Burton in metallicas ..And Justice for All album.

Cliff died September 27, 1986 after metallica's tour bus overturned in rural Swedan.

RIP Cliff Burton.

When a Man Lies He Murders
Some Part of the World
These Are the Pale Deaths Which
Men Miscall Their Lives
All this I Cannot Bear
to Witness Any Longer
Cannot the Kingdom of Salvation
Take Me Home

Cliff Burton by I hate your Emo Haircut December 11, 2004

Dan Burton 

Someone that has to prove they are not a donkey fucker.

Him: I believe Jed is a Dan Burton.
Her: Yes, I heard he dresses them up in Cheerleader outfits and fucks them hard.

Dan Burton by mr.nad June 27, 2017