Brutonizing

The act of shoving a mister fister up your rectum while simultaneously beating off in a vac-u-jac.
I just walked in on Dan again Brutonizing while watching re-runs of Cagney and Lacy.
by Dave Holm July 18, 2003
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Bruton Gaster

From the USA Network TV Series Psych. Burton "Gus" Guster's name spelled incorrectly by a museum
And you must be Bruton Gaster.
Burton. Guster. It is Burton Guster.
by smoshme July 17, 2011
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Brutonic Force

1. Applying far too much energy for the task at hand.
2. The amount of energy needed to send the entire bag of potato chips sailing across the kitchen as you attempt to open said bag.
3. The amount of energy required to almost, but not completely, destroy a delicate instrument while attempting to repair it.
Jim: Why is there a screwdriver sticking through my watch?

Fred: I slipped while trying to change the battery and brutonic force did the rest.

Jim: My watch is completely screwed. (Pun not intended but accepted none the less)

Fred: No it isn't. You can still use the band.
by Gene Pearson January 13, 2009
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Bruton High School

A high school located in the upper York County in Williamsburg, Virginia. The only reason York County ever gets snow days is because of this school.

The two notable celebrities that have come from Bruton are Zena Cardman, a NASA astronaut, and Lorenzo Taliaferrro, a former NFL player,(may he rest in peace).
Person 1: Did you hear that we have no school today?
Person 2: Yeah, Bruton High School coming in clutch.
by spaceramen January 01, 2021
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Bruton snuff wafer

Act of placing ones testicles inside the lower lip of a consenting or non-consenting individual. The testicles may become flattened not unlike a wafer when forced into the lower lip.
I was bored, she was passed out so i gave her the Bruton snuff wafer
by Richi J October 13, 2008
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Ella Bruton

Is a cute little bean who is comforting and really sweet. Is the best person to have a laugh with, small but feisty. Extremely pretty and really funny. Has a dirty mind for the looks of her. Has such a nice smile and tries to help. Gives such good hugs and is sometimes insecure. Always up for trying new things. You are lucky to have a friend like her. Is obsessed with cats and will probably marry one. Likes Russian people. Will name her future child Fernando.
Wow, is that little bean Ella Bruton?
by meowmeowcow June 10, 2018
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