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Brutally Handsome 

A man looking half his age who dresses to perfection. Handles himself with dignity no matter the situation, has excellent grooming skill, knows what others want but doesn't give a shit. His perfectionism is mainly for himself - what others think of him is none of his business he says, but just about every head turns his way as he crosses paths with them. Bonus: He just can't help it. Being best is being himself always! Presentation is of high importance, but after all, to him - first impressions ARE everything and should be a standard for everyone. Don't try too hard faking how to be him, because you will never succeed. Simply put - Perfection cannot be attained by those who try too hard to imitate; because, imitation is not flattery, it's a mockery when it comes to the brutally handsome who remains anonymous somewhere you'll never know (already too crowded a city for this reason alone). - KDaf
Whoa! Who the fuck is that brutally handsome dude? Even I'd do him! , say women (even the clam bumping variety) and men alike (even the straight ones).
Brutally Handsome by BriY2K775 July 21, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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