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white boy who refuses to admit that he is not black. wears 1k suits but unable to get them properly tailored. will only hold your hand if he is in love with you. Headlockinator.
Hey did you guys see Brunden put that guy in a headlock?
brunden by joopjopjeephop October 11, 2018
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A gym going man-child whose obsession revolves solely around how many push ups can be done, yet no matter how many he does, his breasts never disappear.
That guy asked me again how many push ups I can do.. he is such a Brunden!
Brunden by DyslexicDic April 7, 2024
A gym going man-child whose obsession revolves solely around how many push ups can be done, yet no matter how many he does, his breasts never disappear.
That guy asked me again how many push ups I can do.. he is such a Brunden!
Brunden by DyslexicDic April 7, 2024
A gym going man-child whose obsession revolves solely around how many push ups can be done, yet no matter how many he does, his breasts never disappear.
That guy asked me again how many push ups I can do.. he is such a Brunden!
Brunden by DyslexicDic April 7, 2024
A Brunden is a gym-going man child whose only obsession is how many push ups can be done without stopping. No matter how many he does though, his breasts never get smaller…
That random sweaty guy asked me again how many push ups I can do.. he is such a Brunden!
Brunden by DyslexicDic April 7, 2024

Brendening 

standing between two people having a conversation unknowingly obstructing their view.
"hey mom dad is brendening me again"
The most coolest person ever and had the biggest penis ever and people call him gay but he has more clout than most of y’all so post up on him
Brynden fucked me last night and I still can’t walk
Brynden by Richard_342775 July 3, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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