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Brownhole 

The result of a person (or organisation) disappearing so far up their own backside that they warp a hole in spacetime from which not even logic can escape.
I came perilously close to the event horizon of a brownhole today and frankly, I'm lucky not to be buried in a whole heap of super-dense shit.
Brownhole by VliegendeSchot October 27, 2015

brownoff 

1. Specific moment in the day when a brownnoser reaches liftoff, typically in an office setting.

2. Description reserved for an especially despised brownnoser.
"Jim achieved brownoff when he got to the slide of the boss in his powerpoint this morning in the sales meeting"

"Gary is such a brownoff, he makes Bernie Madoff look like an amateur"
brownoff by Pontiac DelRio November 16, 2010

Brownhole 

The hole located at the end of your rectum that secrets brown substances. Also known as your anus and can be used for anal sex.
"Let me see that Brownhole!"
Brownhole by Geoff Schwab May 20, 2008

Brownworm 

A particularly strewn-out bowel movement in which the end result can resemble a long wriggling worm. It can also form what appears to be a "Mr whippy" in the bowl.
Sanjeet: "Mate check out this brownworm, definitely going on Ratemypoo"

Dave: "You're sick"
Brownworm by raebylzzirGrizzlybear August 12, 2011

Brownwood 

Brownwood is a mess. Most residents have been doing drugs since the age of 11. Many come from an inbred family. They dress like they are uncivilized. Their favorite food is donuts, and they like going to the park. They drink a lot and go to jail often. They are also homophobic and racist. Overall Brownwood is a terrible place to live.
Man did you hear about Brownwood?

Yeah! It's an awful place.
Brownwood by i-define-stuff February 4, 2019

Brownwood 

A town in Texas that has become known for its tolerance towards the homosexual lifestyle. In honor of Brownwood's acceptance of alternative lifestyle, the term Brownwood has been associated with gay anal intercourse.
After banging his teammate in the booty, the gay Lion was left holding Brownwood in his hand.
Brownwood by Rocket_Rodney August 13, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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