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Brownsed 

(v) - having displayed incredible, unforeseen ineptitude and incompetence on par with that of the Cleveland Browns. See Brownsing.
Crap. These dumb high-school aged McDonald's employees Brownsed up my order again.
Brownsed by OfThisGeneration December 6, 2016

chuck a browneye 

Australian, colloq, slang, drop trousers and underwear, bend, spread arse cheeks, and flash anus;
( similar to U.S. ' mooning ' )
Merv chucked a browneye at the footie game.
chuck a browneye by herbie August 25, 2004

browneye bulimia 

Anal Leakage or vomiting of the anal canal.
browneye bulimia: The after effect of a bad case of diarrhea!

browneye engineer 

someone who likes to finger assholes, it can also be used to call someone gay.
"shes a total browneye engineer"

"i know"

"her brothers abit of a browneye engineer to...if you get what i mean"

Captian Browneye 

Someone who has to go poop more than once in an eight hour shift of work.This person also times his poops during the busiest time of the day.
Boss:What is taking so long to get these cars washed?

Peon:Sorry sir but,you have me paired up with Captian Browneye.

Boss:Paging Capt.Browneye

Browneyelashes

I wish she would wax her browneyelashes, it would make her anus look more pleasing to me while I'm fucking her.
Browneyelashes by BusPeople222 October 6, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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