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absolute handball n00b. cannot play and always loses to tom carroll. (he's also very fat). his sister tastes like bakedbeans,(according to oliver nutbean onn the 25/8/08). MASSIVE LOL
bownsey "I AM UNBREAKABLE"
carroll "*lol*, URE A N00b"
bownsey "fine then lets go"
carroll "ok...BOOM"
Bownsey "*sobs*"
Bownsey by t caz October 20, 2008
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bowsey jaws 

Stupid, thick, ignorant, usually big dosey head, goes around the place thinking they are the shit!

origion: Tuam Galway
Bowsey jaws over there thinks he can do everything
bowsey jaws by just ger June 9, 2011
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Bonseyee 

Bonseyee is a name meant for a really smart individual, It’s for really strong men and can be for really quite and dignified men. Bonseyee Is just a name for really High class Individuals.
Hey! that man looks really put together, He must be a Bonseyee!
Bonseyee by Bonseyee September 19, 2019

Brownsey 

"Her boyfriend will never be Brownsey as hard as he tries"
Brownsey by Cybex102 October 21, 2023
(noun/verb) A male dancer's curtsey.
When a guy in ballroom, theater, or performance art drops into a graceful curtsey (skirt-lift optional) instead of a traditional bow—perfect for gender-flipped routines, drag shows, or playful respect. Blends "bow" with "curtsey" for that sassy elegance.
"He nailed the finale with a deep Bowtsey (noun), then bowtseyd (verb) to the crowd."
Bowtsey by Sakurakage April 11, 2026
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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