Brown new

When a white person asks differently because they've finally made a black or brown friend. Replacement for "Brand new".

"Girl, that white boy is acting Brown new because he finally made some black friends".

by Osensei March 16, 2023

Bad News Brown

A massive shit someone drops in the toilet named after the WWE wrestler.

(Tourette’s Guy watching WWE wrestling on TV)
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”

by rosenovarocks September 15, 2021

bad news browns

diarrhea

i have a case of the bad news browns.

by lifedeathandbeyond July 04, 2016

Farmer Brown New York

In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.

Farmer Brown New York was a bad man.

by New York Stories May 27, 2024