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Farmer Brown New York 

In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.

New England brown lobster 

The act of performing oral sex on another individuals anus using melted butter to improve taste and a lobster bib to avoid unnecessary messes. Inspired by the traditional consumption method of a New England lobster.
Danny— “How was your trip to Cape Cod?”
Jack— “It was sick, I met this girl and after dinner I gave her a New England brown lobster!”
New England brown lobster by TdogW October 12, 2018

Newcastle Brown Ale

The greatest of Ales, with one of the nicest initial tastes and after tastes known in the beer drinking community. Also is Clint Eastwoods favourite beer.
In England, we drink Newcastle Brown Ale.

Newcastle Brown Ale

1.) The only beer you really need to drink.

2.) The beer that, upon consumption causes real men to beam with satisfaction and pussies to grimace like the little bitches they are.


1.) Everyday at lunch, my coworker and I kill a case of cold Newcastle Brown Ale. It helps us relax and carry out the rest of the day with style.

2.) Folks at the party were just chillin' and drinking Newcastle Brown Ale. Suddenly this frat boy asshole comes in and asks for a beer. After taking a sip he grimaced and asked for a Bud Lite. I grabbed a cold castle, chugged it, smashed the bottle, and then stabbed him the throat. Everyone present nodded with approval at my gallant actions.

Newcastle Brown Ale

The drink of Gods and those who want a ilttle bit more 'bang for buck'! The only beverage to my knowledge equipt with a temperature gauge. What more need I say? If it's not sold yet...the labels include 5 top class facts about the juice including reasons for the logo, reasons for the term 'bottle of dog' and other interesting trivia such as ideal comsumption temperature (works well in combination wiht the temperature gauge).
Drunk: Bottle of Newqui please
Bartender: That some sort of local drink?
Drunk: No i'm not from Newquay!! Bottle of dog? mothers milk? Brown Ale?
Bartender: Ah the drink of the Gods. One bottle o' brown coming up.
Newcastle Brown Ale by jazzle April 19, 2005

Newkie Brown 

I want to get drunk. Pass me a newkie brown.
Newkie Brown by WeFester September 10, 2009