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Spicy Brownsword 

A Spicy Brownsword is the act of putting tabasco on your penis, sticking it up your female counterpart's bum to entice her and then waving it at her as a sign of masculinity.
-"How did you woo her tonight mate??" - "Oh, I gave her the spicy brownsword!! Worked a treat!"
Spicy Brownsword by filmbuster September 20, 2014

Captain Brownsword

A man with a large John Thomas who, over time, has come to deal exclusively in the hard brown. He has become fatally allergic to the pink and finds normal sex both pointless and irritating. He is also partial to occasional bouts of surprise anal which are invariably met with gratitude and requests for a repeat performance.

A hero among modern men, someone who flies in the face of modern womens tendancy to turn down legitimate requests for anal action. If they want a piece of Captain Brownsword, then they are going to have to enjoy some ring sting.
'Who was that guy we were out with last night?' 'That was Captain Brownsword, do you know, he hasn't been near a pussy in 4 years?! what a legend'

'Oh my god, who is that guy by the bar? There is something really dangerous and heroic about him.' 'Thats Captain Brownsword, go sit near him on a bar stool and you will find out what him and surprise anal are all about'

brownsword 

A family most noble, the best and most famous being the wonderful Georgina Rose. Comical geniuses, who have a tendency to say dead-pan one-liners! To Brownsword is to say something with conviction, which turns out to be hilariously stupid or silly
'Thats a Brownsword comment'
brownsword by Genie67 May 15, 2014

brownswording 

The act of shitting into a mold, baking it at 400 degrees for 30 minutes.

Afterwards, you take your newly forged browned blade and pillage your friend's vaginal opening, thrusting in and out vigorously.
We are going to forge our brownswording blades and use them on each other.
brownswording by thocked July 3, 2014

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026