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Spicy Brownsword 

A Spicy Brownsword is the act of putting tabasco on your penis, sticking it up your female counterpart's bum to entice her and then waving it at her as a sign of masculinity.
-"How did you woo her tonight mate??" - "Oh, I gave her the spicy brownsword!! Worked a treat!"
Spicy Brownsword by filmbuster September 20, 2014

Captain Brownsword

A man with a large John Thomas who, over time, has come to deal exclusively in the hard brown. He has become fatally allergic to the pink and finds normal sex both pointless and irritating. He is also partial to occasional bouts of surprise anal which are invariably met with gratitude and requests for a repeat performance.

A hero among modern men, someone who flies in the face of modern womens tendancy to turn down legitimate requests for anal action. If they want a piece of Captain Brownsword, then they are going to have to enjoy some ring sting.
'Who was that guy we were out with last night?' 'That was Captain Brownsword, do you know, he hasn't been near a pussy in 4 years?! what a legend'

'Oh my god, who is that guy by the bar? There is something really dangerous and heroic about him.' 'Thats Captain Brownsword, go sit near him on a bar stool and you will find out what him and surprise anal are all about'

brownsword 

A family most noble, the best and most famous being the wonderful Georgina Rose. Comical geniuses, who have a tendency to say dead-pan one-liners! To Brownsword is to say something with conviction, which turns out to be hilariously stupid or silly
'Thats a Brownsword comment'
brownsword by Genie67 May 15, 2014

brownswording 

The act of shitting into a mold, baking it at 400 degrees for 30 minutes.

Afterwards, you take your newly forged browned blade and pillage your friend's vaginal opening, thrusting in and out vigorously.
We are going to forge our brownswording blades and use them on each other.
brownswording by thocked July 3, 2014

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026