Brown Shaheen 

When one scoots their ass across the floor like a dog, then makes a loved one clean it up (usually for sexual gratification).

Scott Brown is about to pull a “Brown Shaheen” on New Hampshire.

Brown Shaheen by Atavistic Ape October 29, 2014

Brown Shaheen 

Noun (pl. Brown Shaheens) - A small polished turd.

Figurative: Scott Brown's talking points were no more than Brown Shaheens and bromides.

Origin: From John Stewart's commentary on New Hampshire's 2014 Midterm Senate race between Scott Brown & Jeanne Shaheen. (Tues. Oct. 29)

Etymology: From the root 'Brown-nose' (from the result of ass-kissing) and Sheen "early 17th cent.: from obsolete sheen ‘beautiful, resplendent’; apparently related to the verb shine."

Wall Street bankers and political figures often look and speak like Brown Shaheens.

Brown Shaheen by McDowdy October 29, 2014

Brown Shaheen 

The mix of lube and shit that is left on your penis after anal sex

"Toss me a towel, I didnt't notice this Brown Shaheen left on my sack."

Brown Shaheen by ptkktp October 28, 2014

Brown Shaheen 

When after anal sex, a person pulls out of their partner's ass and wipes the residue on their dick or strap-on on the face of the receiving partner. Just like a Dirty Sanchez, but one attempts to leave a Wolf Blitzer-style beard.

That girl was so dirty she wanted me to give her a Brown Shaheen!

Brown Shaheen by ballzee1 October 29, 2014