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Brown Jack 

(verb)
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.
1. Timmy brown jacked Veronica after a big night on the town.

2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.

3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.
Brown Jack by RichardBachman August 5, 2013
Words you can keep

Jack Brown 

When you go down on a girl and she shits or farts on your face
"Hey man heard you gave that girl a jack brown"

Jack Brown 

the process of placing your lips around ones anus while they fart into your mouth
That rudy poo gave him a jack brown.
Jack Brown by bob solis December 25, 2007

Jack Brown 

Typically claims that a dick is in his ass; A Big Chungus enthusiast; Very short (about 5”2); LOVES Xtra Cheddar; Hipfired a C4 and missed terribly causing him to die
Emily: Did you hear about Jack Brown?
Iskra: No why?
Emily: Apparently he had another dick in his ass!
Iskra: Typical Jack!
Jack Brown by Gary O’Crowley August 10, 2020

Jack Daniel's Brown Cum 

the mixture of cum and shit, mixed in a mixer and then served over steak to the unsuspecting victim. Looks like steak sauce, that's why it works
You should have seen the look on her face when she found out it was Jack Daniel's Brown Cum

Ketanji Brown Jackson

to be nominated based on your skin color to the highest court in the land
ALSO:
noun (rarely used, only colloquially): an idiot
oof ketanji brown jackson is dumb af

Ketanji Brown Jackson

A judge that's been nominated into a Supreme Court judge because of her sex and colour. She’s known for giving child sex offenders light sentences and not being able to define woman despite being one herself.
Ketanji Brown Jackson is a Supreme Court nominee
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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