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Brown chicken brown cow 

Another way of saying Bow chica bow wow
Use brown chicken brown cow in situations were saying bow chica bow wow is not needed

Brown Chicken Brown Cow 

Popular Seventies porn riff...Punch line to joke...A company in Denver, CO.
What did the farmer say when he saw two random farm animals getting it on??

"Brown Chicken Brown Cow"

Brown Chicken Brown Cow 

What do you get when you cross a Brown Chicken with a Brown Cow?
"Brown Chicka Brown Cow" when said correctly the punch line sounds like a riff of old porn music from like the 70's. That really jazzy repeating background music, just add shag carpeting! Brown Chicken Brown Cow

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brown chicken brown cow 

jeeze your hot! :)
breaking the awkward silence.
what do you get when you cross and brown chicken and a brown cow
brown chicken cross' the road and runs into a brown cow and they become conjoined becoming brown chicken brown cow

brown chicken, brown cow 

An onomatopaeic imitation of the guitar riff commonly heard in 1970's porn movies.
Jim: "Hey, where are Abby and Jake?"
Tom: "Brown chicken, brown cow."
Word of the Day on June 24, 2009

Brown Chicken, Brown Cow 

The two sexiest animals on the farm!!

Commonly heard as bow chica wow wow
What are the two sexiest animals on the farm?!
Answer: Brown Chicken, Brown Cow!!!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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