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Brown Beard 

It is an awesome combo starting with a blumpkin and the finishing it off with a salty pirate.
Last night I gave that chick from the club a mean brown beard. The weird thing is, she loved it!
Brown Beard by KevinDaKing August 27, 2007

Brown Beard 

When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.

..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"

Brown beard 

When a woman cums so hard from oral sex she shits on the males face causing him to look like he has a brown beard.
I was eating her out when she brown bearded me.
Brown beard by anonymous February 18, 2024

Colorado brown beard 

When a man sticks his tongue in a girls butt hole and she has the runs down his face
See definition of Colorado brown beard

old brown beard 

While a guy is going down on a girl, and she sharts, turning his chin brown.
I was eating out this chick, and she gave me an old brown beard.
old brown beard by E Dollar May 20, 2010

Sgt.Peppers Brown Beard 

This is when you shave all the hairs from your asshole to your balls and take the hairs stick them to someone’s face while they sleep using your shit and them slap then awake.
Girl 1 " I am so pissed I sleep over at my boyfriends house one night a and he gives me a brown beard he is so immature"

Girl 2 " Awww don’t feel bad i still get Sgt.Peppers Brown Beard from my boy friend"
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Pee Calculus

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