Brown Alley Share definition Flag A dark and lonely place , moist and lined with fecal matter, a brown star at the entrance.i.e a leather Cheerio I can't explain what a brown alley is , but I can show you... Brown Alley by Papawitz May 4, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the Brown Alley mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch