Brotowsky
Brotowsky by The $ituation September 5, 2010
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Brotowski
Brotowski by Justin Drake May 20, 2014
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Brotopsy
similar to an autopsy. the situation of being at a party or some social gathering with your bro's, and one of you get's a little more than tipsy, in turn passing out on someones floor, bed, couch, naked girl, etc. you or a friend need to perform a brotopsy. in doing so you will make sure he's breathing, and then ask around to see what he was drinking that got him so messed up. then you need to find out where you can get some. bottoms up.
Bro 1 "DUDE, phil needs a Brotopsy he's been out for at least an hour."
Bro 2 "making him DD was a good plan."
Bro 2 "making him DD was a good plan."
Brotopsy by broseph del fuego July 27, 2010
brotosynthesis
The act of maintaining a bro-like persona via the intake of sunlight.* This can be witnessed on Beaches and college campuses across the United states. (note: also possible around fires, at Dave Matthews concerts, etc.) Specifically occurs with men ages 18-24, "chill" (see chill) outside in small groups, or "crews". (note: sunglasses, vintage tees, sandals, and Abercrombie and Fitch paraphenalia are key indicators of brotosynthesis.) Common, less scientific, synonyms include but are not limited to the following: chillin', hangin, livin' the dream.
verb: brotosynthesize
*Recent studies indicate that the intake of cheap beer may aid in this process; it has not yet been confirmed.
verb: brotosynthesize
*Recent studies indicate that the intake of cheap beer may aid in this process; it has not yet been confirmed.
1. "Dude work has sucked lately"
"Yeah fuck my job, too. This weekend we need some brotosynthesis."
2."Hey Gail, why doesn't Matthew Mcconaghey ever wear a shirt?"
"Well, Susan, because he's engaging in brotosynthesis"
3. "Yo break out the natty and meet me at the shore, we're gonna brotosynthesize."
"Yeah fuck my job, too. This weekend we need some brotosynthesis."
2."Hey Gail, why doesn't Matthew Mcconaghey ever wear a shirt?"
"Well, Susan, because he's engaging in brotosynthesis"
3. "Yo break out the natty and meet me at the shore, we're gonna brotosynthesize."
brotosynthesis by ItsKenbro June 5, 2009
Brotosynthesis
The act of an individual absorbing collective group bro energy and converting it into individual energy. As a result of this process, the bro becomes turnt up. See "turnt up".
Brotosynthesis by averybadeinstein April 28, 2016
Brokowski
A true friend who is loyal and always passes no nut November
Brothers from another mother (technically unless your dad cheated on your mom)
True Patriots to the continental U.S. ( MURICA)
Ancestors of the gods Beavis and Butthead
Brothers from another mother (technically unless your dad cheated on your mom)
True Patriots to the continental U.S. ( MURICA)
Ancestors of the gods Beavis and Butthead
Brokowski by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 16, 2021
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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