Brotowsky

Your definate Bro and one who you can depend on, no matter what the situation is.

Thats my Brotowsky! I can ask him fo anyting!

by The $ituation September 5, 2010

Brotowski

The type of guy you've been with ever since you were 5. So you'll eventually call him Brotowski.

Jimmy: Hey Brotowski!
Jordan: Sup Broski!

by Justin Drake May 20, 2014

Brotopsy

similar to an autopsy. the situation of being at a party or some social gathering with your bro's, and one of you get's a little more than tipsy, in turn passing out on someones floor, bed, couch, naked girl, etc. you or a friend need to perform a brotopsy. in doing so you will make sure he's breathing, and then ask around to see what he was drinking that got him so messed up. then you need to find out where you can get some. bottoms up.

Bro 1 "DUDE, phil needs a Brotopsy he's been out for at least an hour."

Bro 2 "making him DD was a good plan."

by broseph del fuego July 27, 2010

brokowski

Your bro.

"What up brokowski?

by Chelmsley March 16, 2004

brotosynthesis

The act of maintaining a bro-like persona via the intake of sunlight.* This can be witnessed on Beaches and college campuses across the United states. (note: also possible around fires, at Dave Matthews concerts, etc.) Specifically occurs with men ages 18-24, "chill" (see chill) outside in small groups, or "crews". (note: sunglasses, vintage tees, sandals, and Abercrombie and Fitch paraphenalia are key indicators of brotosynthesis.) Common, less scientific, synonyms include but are not limited to the following: chillin', hangin, livin' the dream.
verb: brotosynthesize

*Recent studies indicate that the intake of cheap beer may aid in this process; it has not yet been confirmed.

1. "Dude work has sucked lately"

"Yeah fuck my job, too. This weekend we need some brotosynthesis."

2."Hey Gail, why doesn't Matthew Mcconaghey ever wear a shirt?"
"Well, Susan, because he's engaging in brotosynthesis"

3. "Yo break out the natty and meet me at the shore, we're gonna brotosynthesize."

by ItsKenbro June 5, 2009

Brotosynthesis

The act of an individual absorbing collective group bro energy and converting it into individual energy. As a result of this process, the bro becomes turnt up. See "turnt up".

Ryan was arrested tonight at Fremont brewery as a direct result of Brotosynthesis.

by averybadeinstein April 28, 2016

Brokowski

A true friend who is loyal and always passes no nut November

Brothers from another mother (technically unless your dad cheated on your mom)

True Patriots to the continental U.S. ( MURICA)

Ancestors of the gods Beavis and Butthead

My friend Shlongerman is my best friend! Forget it he is my Brokowski

by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 16, 2021