One who has no talents or skills and relies on the welfare from a family member (usually little brother), for income, housing, and modicum of attention. These individuals refuse to work and will often mistake this welfare for personal success and attribute their misgivings to minorities.

"That bum is a total Brother Joe"

"C'mon dude he's not that bad, at least he sells cans for a living"

Brother Joe by jimboboraqio September 11, 2016

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Brother Joe

A person who expresses a misguided conception of masculinity (often involving racism and threats of violence) in order to hide their gay sexual orientation from others. These individuals often adopt “tough guy” personas such as bikers or rockers, and dress as such in a manner similar to cosplaying.

“There was this guy in my neighborhood who was always wearing Sons of Anarchy merch and threatening people with his brothers guns. But then we found out he was struggling internally with his sexuality; he was a Brother Joe the whole time.

Brother Joe by ProfessorChipperson September 21, 2018

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Brother Joe

A person who is devoid of talent or charm and therefore must rely on a close family member (usually a younger brother) to provide them with sustenance, shelter and attention.

Wow I didn't realize until recently what a Brother Joe I've become. It's time to get my life together and stop being such a loser.

Brother Joe by alfredoalfonso September 10, 2016

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Brother Joe

A person who is devoid of talent or charm and therefore must rely on a close family member (usually a younger brother) to provide them with sustenance, shelter and attention.

Wow I didn't realize until recently what a Brother Joe I've become. It's time to get my life together and stop being such a loser.

Brother Joe by Nnn3RVO September 11, 2016

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my brother josh

he blew himself up
and his 2 kids

heres my gas can, my brother josh, blew himself up, and his 2 kids.

my brother josh by HEYSHTASSWANNASEEMEKILLYOURMOM February 10, 2021

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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