Brosquito

A person who sucks the life out of you (negative connotation)

Dude, brosquito Italiano is totally cramping my style in business class.

by PumpkinCandle November 01, 2014

Bubbledick

The very peculiar and unfortunate incident of one's willy becoming shrivelled, rather like a (small) walnut, following the consumption of excessive amounts of the drug mepherdrone, or similiar.

Rihanna: "Come here rude boy, boy can you get it up?"

Random guy: "Nah I've got bubbledick"

by pumpkincandle April 19, 2010