broner

An unintentional man-inspired boner

My masseuse was a guy and during my massage I popped a slight broner.

by Commander William Riker September 2, 2008

broner

An erection caused by an extreme moment of bro activity, including the noticing of a sick new lax pinny, fresh flow, an ice cold case of natty, etc.

Chad: Dude, did you see Brantford's new spoon? It's fucking sick!

Mike: Totes dude, completey popped a broner after seeing it.

by Bob Donatucci January 29, 2011

broner

When a bunch of guys just hang out and everything is good. You become relaxed and all of a sudden feel a slight girth growth from below. It soon swells in accordance to the amount of broness in the surrounding area. No girls allowed. Discussion topics to insight a broner can include, but not limited to:

Boobs
Anime (esp. tentacles)
Broners
winking assholes
football
DragonBallZ
skull fucking
gerbils

Goose proudly displayed his raging broner to the class after a night long tandem session of goodness. Unbeknown to Goose, both Dave and Mike also had broners.

Broner Tandem Diagram:

Mike 8==>, Goose 8==>, Dave 8==>

by dfarbe1 November 22, 2009

broner

Occurs when your bro does something that is so brotastic that it gives you a boner.

When Stano hooked up with Emily it gave me a broner.

by Hot Boy Carl August 31, 2010

broner

A boner obtained while hanging with your bros. It usually requires an awkward explanation and is followed by constant reminders and gay jokes.

Ted: "Hey is Jake coming tonight?"
Mike: "Hell no last time he got a raging broner and hasn't left his apartment since!"
Ted: "Holy shit!"
Mike: "I know i slipped a dong bomb in his drink."

by Cm24 July 1, 2012

broner

Erection that is the result of close contact with a male friend

If my girlfriend figures out that I have a Broner, I am fucked.

by Beelzebubba June 10, 2016

broner

When a guy idolizes frats too much.

"Doug said he is only going to college to join a frat. That dude has a raging broner."

by Akaniradru June 17, 2013