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Lunch between two or more bros. (straight bros)
Hey bros, let's get some lunch. We'll call it bronch.
Bronch by PC305 May 9, 2014
the theoretical area between the taint and the asshole
Bro, my bronch is raw after using that shitty toilet paper.
bronch by brosof525 September 23, 2009
The piece of skin stretching from the scrotum to the asshole. Also known as the taint, the grundel, the gooch, fromunda and the fuzzy fun bridge.
After a night of glorious sex, I had her go under the blankets and sample my Sunday "bronch."
bronch by Thadeus Johanssen May 2, 2006
Bronch (noun) - a combination of breakfast and ass, and regularly has some form of brown (most usually skidmarks or dingle berries) served in the face or on a finger
Eddsie went bronching at the early hours of the morning after a long night of playing pro with his friend Riki.

Bronch is not included in your villa booking

I got ulsers on my tongue after an intense 3 hour morning bronch

Dude, I can smell from your finger you went bronching today didn't you?.....bruh Gon take awhile for that nail to grow back
Bronch by Ranchero Russ September 20, 2021

whimpy nasal bronch 

an insult meaning, because of a constantly congested nose, your voice sounds like a termite flatulating

or

you use this condition as an excuse
whimpy nasal bronch by JAMAL May 31, 2003

Branch Drumphidian

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A Branch Drumphidian will defend their Orange Messiah no matter what; they will follow him into the depths of hell
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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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