Brock Cock

The coldest it can get outside. Even colder than “oh nahhhhh”

Brock Cock by Soda…… November 16, 2021

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Big Cock Brock

Nickname for Mr Irrelevant.

People who named Brock have big cocks.

Big Cock Brock rushes 2 yards for a touchdown to take a 14-0 lead over the Bucs.

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A man than manages to block his own cock from getting action as a result of being repulsive and/or having no game.

Guy 1: You get it in last night?

Guy 2:Nah, bro. I had a Self Block Cock Block(SBCB) night.

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A cock with a permanent scar on it's shaft from masturbating too much.

He brock cocked his dick to look like Texas!

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When somebodies dick is an odd shape.

i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).

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When a guy is about to cum in his girl and Thanos clicks his fingers and the girl dissapears, leaving the guy to cum into empty space.

Did you hear Mike got Thanos cock blocked, she disappeared as he came, only thing left was his cum on her sheets.

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Bro, I would have gotten laid tonight but the Corona Virus wigged her out and I got a case of the Corona Cock Block.

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