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Brock Cock 

The coldest it can get outside. Even colder than “oh nahhhhh”
Bro this weather brock cock as fuck
Brock Cock by Soda…… November 16, 2021
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Big Cock Brock 

Nickname for Mr Irrelevant.

People who named Brock have big cocks.
Big Cock Brock rushes 2 yards for a touchdown to take a 14-0 lead over the Bucs.
Big Cock Brock by Nic81301 December 11, 2022

Self Block Cock Block(SBCB) 

A man than manages to block his own cock from getting action as a result of being repulsive and/or having no game.
Guy 1: You get it in last night?

Guy 2:Nah, bro. I had a Self Block Cock Block(SBCB) night.

Brock Cocked 

A cock with a permanent scar on it's shaft from masturbating too much.
He brock cocked his dick to look like Texas!
Brock Cocked by baginajuice16 February 22, 2011

Block Cock 

When somebodies dick is an odd shape.

i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).
Dude did you see David's block cock on the internet?
Block Cock by iiAvolition May 25, 2016

thanos cock block

When a guy is about to cum in his girl and Thanos clicks his fingers and the girl dissapears, leaving the guy to cum into empty space.
Did you hear Mike got Thanos cock blocked, she disappeared as he came, only thing left was his cum on her sheets.
thanos cock block by DrSalter June 1, 2018

corona cock block

The Corona Virus stopping you dead in your tracts from getting laid.
Bro, I would have gotten laid tonight but the Corona Virus wigged her out and I got a case of the Corona Cock Block.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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