Britneyfied

reaching a state of happiness after you have been through hell and a half.

amanda: last night you looked like shit, all drunk and behaving like a total idiot. people thought you were insane. hows that hangover treating you?

sergio: i woke up feeling Britneyfied.

by thysergtser January 4, 2011

Britneyed

To shave one's head unexpectedly, whether it's by choice (a la Britney Spears) or otherwise.

Example 1:
Girl: Did you see Claire's hair, or lack thereof? She Britneyed it all off!

Example 2:
Frat boy 1: What the hell happened to my hair?
Frat boy 2: Dude, you got Britneyed while you were passed out.

by SidewalkSam May 11, 2007

Britneyied

When a former child stars is running wild as adults and ended up living under abusive conservatorship. When they have been isolated from people they are close to. They have to ask permission for anything they want to do, like getting married, having a baby or having a phone or an Internet access.

I have been Britneyied!

by Matchingweight July 19, 2021

Britneyed

A sexual act, in which you shave your respective partners head then ejaculate and rub it into the scalp. Meanwhile saying "Its Britney Bitch".

I picked this chick up off tinder, and she got Britneyed by me. She had no idea what she agreed too.

by Britneyed June 15, 2017