Britneyfied

reaching a state of happiness after you have been through hell and a half.

amanda: last night you looked like shit, all drunk and behaving like a total idiot. people thought you were insane. hows that hangover treating you?

sergio: i woke up feeling Britneyfied.

Britneyfied by thysergtser January 4, 2011

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Britneyed

To shave one's head unexpectedly, whether it's by choice (a la Britney Spears) or otherwise.

Example 1:
Girl: Did you see Claire's hair, or lack thereof? She Britneyed it all off!

Example 2:
Frat boy 1: What the hell happened to my hair?
Frat boy 2: Dude, you got Britneyed while you were passed out.

Britneyed by SidewalkSam May 11, 2007

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Britneyied

When a former child stars is running wild as adults and ended up living under abusive conservatorship. When they have been isolated from people they are close to. They have to ask permission for anything they want to do, like getting married, having a baby or having a phone or an Internet access.

I have been Britneyied!

Britneyied by Matchingweight July 19, 2021

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Britneyed

A sexual act, in which you shave your respective partners head then ejaculate and rub it into the scalp. Meanwhile saying "Its Britney Bitch".

I picked this chick up off tinder, and she got Britneyed by me. She had no idea what she agreed too.

Britneyed by Britneyed June 15, 2017

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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