Britneyed 

To shave one's head unexpectedly, whether it's by choice (a la Britney Spears) or otherwise.

Example 1:
Girl: Did you see Claire's hair, or lack thereof? She Britneyed it all off!

Example 2:
Frat boy 1: What the hell happened to my hair?
Frat boy 2: Dude, you got Britneyed while you were passed out.

Britneyed by SidewalkSam May 11, 2007

Britneyed 

A sexual act, in which you shave your respective partners head then ejaculate and rub it into the scalp. Meanwhile saying "Its Britney Bitch".

I picked this chick up off tinder, and she got Britneyed by me. She had no idea what she agreed too.

Britneyed by Britneyed June 15, 2017

It's Britney, Bitch 

A phrase used by American Recording Artist Britney Spears on her 2007 single "Gimme More" and on Will.i.am's 2013 single "Scream and Shout", on which Spears is featured. The phrase instantly became a pop culture icon, garnering titles such as the "Holy Phrase" in popular music. The phrase has been used all over in the media since it's 2007 release, and may very well be one of the most recognizable taglines in history. The phrase marked a career change for Spears, turning her "not-so-innocent" image into full-fledged "femme fatale". It has recently been revealed that "It's Britney, bitch" wasn't planned, and was rather a joke between Britney and her crew that she decided to use. The phrase has even been parodied by Spears herself, in a Halloween sketch where Britney replaced "bitch" with "witch", while dancing with axes and riding a broomstick in front of a green screen.

1) "It's Britney, bitch" -Gimme More
2) "You are now-now rocking with, Will.i.am and Britney, bitch" -Scream and Shout
3) *Steve Carell drives up to the camera, blasting Lady Gaga* "It's Britney, Bitch" -The Office (U.S.), an example of the phrase's usage in the media

It's Britney, Bitch by remixney July 17, 2016

Britney Spears 

American National Treasure.

Britney Spears along freedom, bacon and pancakes are the most precious national treasures!

Britney Spears by PopGuru August 24, 2015

britney spears 

a badass bitch who needs to be free!! #freebritney btw
she’s worked so hard for what she has to only get it taken away from her by her “team” and her dumbass father jamie spears. she loves her children, she loves her friends and family (mostly), and she LOVES her fans!! she is a woman who absolutely needs her life back and we’ll (the b army) keep fighting for it!! this shouldn’t be a debate, it’s a life we’re talking about and it’s the legendary ms britney spears for god damn sake! let our queen b go and let her live!!
#FREEBRITNEYJEANSPEARSNOW !!!!

we love you and are fighting for you brit <3

britney spears

did you see britney’s latest post on instagram?
oh yea um she’s not well rn.

britney spears by no bitches allowed October 2, 2020

Britney Spears 

The most unproblematic celebrity you will ever meet. She is very beautiful and very kind.

Gemma: Wow have you seen Britney Spears new Instagram post?

Ellie: Yeah I have she looks absolutely gorgeous.

Gemma: I know right!

Britney Spears by Donotspeaktome August 7, 2020

Britney 

She is hot asf u can always trust her with anything she is amazing and I love her so much Bc she’s the best

Man1:Damn u see that girl over there
Man2: Yea she cute her name is Britney

Man1: I wished I had her

Britney by Jeremiah Acosta July 11, 2018