British Fuck

Your British ex-boyfriend. The guy who's accent used to be so sexy and mysterious. Now, he's just that annoying guy with the lame accent.

Friend: "How's your boyfriend?"
You: "We don't talk about that British Fuck anymore!"

by RmMcC March 8, 2009

Stupid British fuck

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Dream ones said “get off you stupid British fuck”

by Blamar May 15, 2021

blind British fuck

both people put on blind folds and you fill your partners ass-holes with tea and you try and dunk a biscuit in the persons asshole and eat it

" I heard Kisha and becky tried the blind British fuck last night" "what slags"

by 2jul0 July 19, 2021

British as Fuck

Jason Statham

British as Fuck, JASON STATHAM

by bitchbeater March 17, 2009

British Blind-Fuck

The act of pushing someones head down (to their stomach area, therefore making them look like they are sucking there own shlong) in a repetitive motion until they beg for mercy.

dude, you just British Blind-Fuck ed matt so good man" "hahaha i know, but matt's a fag anyway

by Anonymous217678687 June 5, 2011

The British Fucklock

Sexual position in which a British girl wraps her legs around her sexual partner tightly while bracing for a second male mate's attempt to blast her in the ass.

"Leanne had that dude in the british fucklock, must've been anticipating a third party!"

by The Snatch Dispatch January 31, 2009

British Jap-Fucker

A person from British descent who is married or has sex to another person of japanese descent.

Geoff's dad is a British Jap-Fucker!

by bum rodgers November 16, 2009