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Someone who is pretending to be British.
Girl 1: OMG I LOVE YOUR ACCENT!!
Britend guy: Thanks.
Girl 2: No! Obviously he's britend.
Britend by Ryanfulks10 August 5, 2014
Words you can keep
When a stranger is about to ask you something. When that person is most likely on drugs
Stranger:What's up brotendo, I was thinking about getting my foreskin sewn back on.
Brotendo by Potatobum March 25, 2015
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Brotend, V.- Those whom play in the ever-growing sport of lacrosse, but are noobs and think they have achieved brostatus without trying out for a team outside of school lacrosse.
Ex: Dude Jefferys thinks he is such a lax bro, but he just brotends all the time.
(Plural) Jeez what's with all these Brotenders thinking they've achieved bro status?
Brotend by JohnParmakian July 22, 2010
Brotendo is a non bianary way to adress anyone of any gender/non-gender. Ussually while in pursuit of ranch or other recriational substance.
Yo brotendo. I sold my foreskin for some hiddenvalley, wanna hit the quad?
Brotendo by Coffee Machine Broke September 1, 2017
Brikend is a beautyfull guy and he is allways angry he has all so a great body and he is realy fit.
Wow is want to be how brikend.
Brikend can do everthing he want because he is sexy .
Brikend by User9267275 June 27, 2020

Brotender 

A brotender is a bartender who is also a close friend. A brotender looks after his friends like he looks after his bar. Making sure they don't drink too much or hit on married women with angry jealous husbands. If need be the brotender will give you a ride home.
Dude, Brian, I'm so glad I have you as my brotender. Without you that Marine would have kicked my ass if I had hit on his wife.
Brotender by Yomin Kitkat April 11, 2009

britender 

Someone that's a poser and pretends to be British. Possibly uses a fake accent.
Wow, Kat is such a britender.
britender by Bigschmeat69 February 26, 2017
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