by queenbrioche December 8, 2014
n. A boring, french, muffin-esque subsitute for the croissant. Usually eaten by boring, croissant-hating people.
"Brian eats Brioches. He's such a croissant hater."
"Pass me the Brioche, dear." "What, the muffin?" "No, the thing that looks like a muffin but isn't."
"Pass me the Brioche, dear." "What, the muffin?" "No, the thing that looks like a muffin but isn't."
by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005
Some dude: “Man I just love me some brioche cheese on my faufernickle sandwich.”
You: “Ah yes, a wonderful combination.”
You: “Ah yes, a wonderful combination.”
by Jjoshyy69 June 12, 2022
When a man tries to engage in intercourse, but cannot seal the deal due to having a flaccid penis induced by excessive amounts of alcohol/drugs. Usually resembling a brioche roll.
Man 1: 'Hey man, did you shag her last night'
Man 2: 'Nah man, that bag of sniff gave me a proper brioche cock'
Man 2: 'Nah man, that bag of sniff gave me a proper brioche cock'
by yerkshirelad January 31, 2015
Boy 1: "Dude I just got my bum handed to me by Brioche Cheese!"
Boy 2: "What do you expect, he's a god!"
Boy 2: "What do you expect, he's a god!"
by BcHeEz November 14, 2019
by Elbie October 18, 2012
A Brioche Boy is someone who thinks they are cool by constantly drinking monster energy drinks and saying that ever girl they come across is fit. Brioche Boys also think they are really hard and try to fight everyone, but when someone bigger than them starts they pussy out of it.
Brioche Boy: "Wow, that girl is peng lad"
Other kid: "Ok, Brioche"
Brioche Boy: "Ok come on then, I'll have you!"
Other kid: "Oh yeah, what are you gonna do, monster addict?"
Brioche Boy: "Shut up cum stain, I'm leaving!"
Other kid: "Ok, Brioche"
Brioche Boy: "Ok come on then, I'll have you!"
Other kid: "Oh yeah, what are you gonna do, monster addict?"
Brioche Boy: "Shut up cum stain, I'm leaving!"
by živela srbija October 17, 2019