2 definitions by yerkshirelad
When a man tries to engage in intercourse, but cannot seal the deal due to having a flaccid penis induced by excessive amounts of alcohol/drugs. Usually resembling a brioche roll.
Man 1: 'Hey man, did you shag her last night'
Man 2: 'Nah man, that bag of sniff gave me a proper brioche cock'
Man 2: 'Nah man, that bag of sniff gave me a proper brioche cock'
by yerkshirelad January 31, 2015
When you drink too many cans or lager/ale over a few days, resulting in a sore and cracked upper lip.
Man 1: 'Alright mate, your lip looks a bit sore.'
Man 2: 'Yeah man, been at a festival all weekend drinking out of them cans, got proper bad can rash.'
Man 2: 'Yeah man, been at a festival all weekend drinking out of them cans, got proper bad can rash.'
by yerkshirelad June 17, 2015