Brioche

Some one who is hella boring or just BASIC. or just a beeyotch.

"That vanilla brioche can't hang with us, too basic."

by queenbrioche December 8, 2014

Brioche

n. A boring, french, muffin-esque subsitute for the croissant. Usually eaten by boring, croissant-hating people.

"Brian eats Brioches. He's such a croissant hater."
"Pass me the Brioche, dear." "What, the muffin?" "No, the thing that looks like a muffin but isn't."

by The Light of Reason May 13, 2005

Brioche

A type of cheese. It goes great with faufernickle bread.

Some dude: “Man I just love me some brioche cheese on my faufernickle sandwich.”

You: “Ah yes, a wonderful combination.”

by Jjoshyy69 June 11, 2022

BRIOCHE

A SMELLING DESCRIPTION WHEN DESCRIBING A GIRLS VAGINA THAT IS WORSE THAN TUNA/FISH.

THAT GIRL HAS GOT THAT BRIOCHE.

I WALKED INTO THE BEDROOM AND GOT HIT WITH A BRIOCHE SMELL.

by Dr.Doom007 December 5, 2018

Brioche

A wet, pompous roll

I don’t like real bread, so you have any brioche buns?

by NotUncleM December 5, 2020

Brioche Cock

When a man tries to engage in intercourse, but cannot seal the deal due to having a flaccid penis induced by excessive amounts of alcohol/drugs. Usually resembling a brioche roll.

Man 1: 'Hey man, did you shag her last night'
Man 2: 'Nah man, that bag of sniff gave me a proper brioche cock'

by yerkshirelad January 31, 2015

Brioche Cheese

A great person who is a god at Brawl Stars

Boy 1: "Dude I just got my bum handed to me by Brioche Cheese!"
Boy 2: "What do you expect, he's a god!"

by BcHeEz November 14, 2019