Brimstoning

"Brimstoning" is using bible verses out of context to make a point that's really against the teachings of Jesus.

For example, someone says "Jesus said to sell your cloak and buy a sword!" and you respond "Dude, you're brimstoning me, Jesus only asked one of his disciples to do that and to bring him the sword, and he didn't use that sword as a weapon to kill anyone. He didn't even threaten anyone with it. Go read the rest of the story."

Dude, you're brimstoning me.

Brimstoning by oblib August 24, 2022

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Bristoling

The act of riding the curtails of someone else's notoriety to achieve success.

The extreme bristoling during season 11 of Dancing With the Stars led to several qualified dancers being eliminated prior to the finals, in favor of a less qualified dancer.

Bristoling by pissed_at_brist November 26, 2010

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bristoling

Engaging in random sexual intercourse without a condom.

Dude, if you keep bristoling Jesse you'll end up like Levi but with VD and no book options.

bristoling by chitowncarl April 24, 2009

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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