Brightonism 

A movement or philosophy where the aim is to win on Expected Goals at any cost, ignoring the actual scoreline. Graham Potter and his Brighton team is the best known proponent of this philosophy.

Arsenal lost the game yesterday but had better xg. Brightonism at its peak.

Brightonism by Camponxg February 27, 2021

brightism 

A tall tale told by an individual where 100% of the content is total poppycock.

I heard an awesome BRIGHTISM today. This guy at the gym said he unleashed a colony of centipedes in his house to take care of the spider problem.

brightism by Johnny Poopenstein July 22, 2009

Brightonshire 

The collective counties of West and East Sussex.

"I went down to Brightonshire the other day. Twas sunny like the windfart.

Brightonshire by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

Brightism 

The phenomenon in which a person hears someone's voice so much that they begin to imagine things in that voice.

Named after Kevan Brighting, the voice of the Narrator from "The Stanley Parable".

"I've played the Stanley Parable so much, that now whenever I'm reading, I imagine the Narrator's voice saying the words."
"Sounds like you've got Brightism."

Brightism by Xavien35449510 November 24, 2021