Brick Foot

A serious congenital medical condition that renders the victim's feet severely heavy, making it impossible for them to sneak, creep, or move quietly in any manner. The condition is usually diagnosed in college students, with stomping down dormitory halls being the easiest symptom to spot.

Jordan: "Is Jenna wearing lead boots?"
Darren: "No, she has Brick Foot you insensitive prick!"

Brick Foot by Sergeant Soup February 14, 2012

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Put a brick on your foot

A term coined by NASCAR enthusiast Jack Morris. If you tell a driver to put a brick on their foot, you are telling them to put more pressure on the pedal, making them go faster.

Fan: Come on Elliott, put a brick on your foot! You gotta win this race!

Put a brick on your foot by salute07 May 6, 2019

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Foot Bricks

Square-toe shoes. These shoes have been terrorizing menswear for years and are the worst style of footwear out there. Square-toe shoes are never, ever flattering to any man or any of his outfits. Literally any other shoe is better.

We all know a misguided guy who unabashedly rocks these leather foot bricks and stomps the sidewalk with fervor.

Foot Bricks by Florence G July 12, 2018

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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