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Brettnado 

When you're giving someone a swirly and you start hitting it from behind.
"I just gave Holden a Brettnado!"
Brettnado by The Freshman Killer September 1, 2023
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Used to confirm that you have received the instructions to do something and have resigned to the fact that you are going to do it.

Spoken with a cut accent and possibly a deflated voice... Betta - do

Can be used with Bettaneye Bettenyou see other definitions

Spelling is traditionally open to interpretation
Lolly "You gonna do the washing up before mum gets home? or she'll kill you"

Pop "Bettado"

(pop, does the washing up)
Bettado by thewave103 July 9, 2009

Brettanomyces

When one Brett begins a ‘dad joke’ and a second Brett completes the punchline’.
Brett 1: “Dad jokes are like burps and farts.”

Brett 2: “You can’t just conjure them up.” *clicks*

Witness: “I’ve just witnessed a Brettanomyces!”
A white guy that goes around talking trash on blacks (including calling them "nigger,")and then will turn around and rap or spout rhymes to impress chicks at a bar. Secretly hates african americans with a passion, but then will behave exactly in the fashion he says he hates them for. The worst kind of hypocrite. "Brett" is used because it's a lily white name and doesn't go with "dogg" well.
"That brettdogg over there is driving me nuts. His rhymes are fuckin' whack."
"I don't like that bar. It's full of brettdoggs."
brettdogg by sk8ter4life June 22, 2009

Brettdokai 

A very inspirational type of martial arts, only performed by the gifted. Not everyone can do Brettdokai but some have attempted. You can Dooz a lot of people doing this martial arts.
Person 1- I'm about to kick your head in!

Person 2- Watch out i know Brettdokai.

Person 1- ..................
Brettdokai by biddie slayer 11 October 17, 2011
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