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Breitling 

n. 1) A brand of Swiss watches from the Canton of Jura, renowned for it's excellent build quality and hefty price tag.

n. 2) A term used to ridicule a person who steathily exhibits their wealth through possesions to avoid looking like an ASW. Also used to define the most unnecessary and expensive objects in their class. The term is particularly prevelent when bragging about items that serve a simple purpose, which could have easily been achieved by a much cheaper alternative, producing similar results.
Andrew: “Check out my new £480 Saeco Via Venezia Coffee Machine. It uses the latest Saeco brewgroup that enables a whole 9g portion for a fuller and richer espresso coffee.”

Stuart: That's a bit Breitling isn't it?
Breitling by Stoinixy January 14, 2009
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a quarter to Breitling 

If you wear a expensive chronometer watch like Breitling and you want to show off, you can say this phrase.

To use this phrase it's possible to arrange every expensive chronometer watch (e.g. Rolex or IWC) with any time data.
Brooklyn: What time is it?
Leopold: It's a quarter to Breitling.

Brexiting 

Saying goodbye to everyone at a party and then proceeding to stick around.
F: What's up with Boris, I thought he was leaving.
G: Apparently he's brexiting.
Brexiting by DanielDosenbier March 17, 2019

who invented breathing 

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.
person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

Cum Breathing Space Dragon 

When a woman swallows cum in space, and due to the anti-gravity, the cum slowly trickles from her mouth, emulating a dragon breathing fire.
Man last night me and Jodie were getting down in my spaceship, and after I pulled a mean Dirty harry, she went and pulled a mean Cum Breathing Space Dragon.
When you shart, piss, and puke a little at the same time.
Dude, did you just brett?

Im getting so fucked up I am bretting tonight.
Bretting by Leahcopeland July 8, 2019

jizz breathing dragon 

When someone performing oral sex spits the male's own ejaculation into their face.
"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."

"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."