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Brockport school
More like broke port. They can’t even afford good fucking toilet paper here, it feels like Your wiping your ass with sand paper. All the sports teams are shit cause everyone here is fat and smokes pot. People act like they come from the straight hood. Everyone says that they are going to fight you but they never do. Then we have bitches like Mrs. Tibbits that acts like she runs the god damn place when she’s deadass apart of the IBTC (itty bitty titty committee). Brockport is the worst school in the entire world.
“Did you hear about that one school Brockport?... someone just threatened to shoot it up”
“Do you see them kids walking out of the Brockport school with their pants sagging?”
“Where did you get this asshole rash from?” “Oh I go to Brockport”
“Do you see them kids walking out of the Brockport school with their pants sagging?”
“Where did you get this asshole rash from?” “Oh I go to Brockport”
Brockport school by The real definition guy January 19, 2020
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brickworthy
adj. - Hot, but stupid.
Use this word to describe someone you find attractive physically, but if they spoke, you'd try to gouge your brain out. The term describes the value that you would like to make love to them, but only after you've smashed their head in with a brick.
Use this word to describe someone you find attractive physically, but if they spoke, you'd try to gouge your brain out. The term describes the value that you would like to make love to them, but only after you've smashed their head in with a brick.
1: That Tomi Lahren is one good lookin' gal, but after hearing her talk, I'm not so sure I'd get up on that.
2: So... she's brickworthy? Don't stick your dick in crazy without a brick.
2: So... she's brickworthy? Don't stick your dick in crazy without a brick.
brickworthy by LazySpoon December 16, 2016
SUNY Brockport
College in upstate New York widely known for its alleged excessively high STD rates that are among the highest in the nation. Also, known for accepting some specific individuals with the intelligence of kids from the short bus. Largely a female populated school known for its nursing program.
"Yo man did you hook up with that girl from SUNY Brockport?"
"Yeah dude, and I happen to have chlamydia, syphillis, herpes, and gonorrhea now. I totally should never have hooked up with a Brockport chick."
"Yeah dude, and I happen to have chlamydia, syphillis, herpes, and gonorrhea now. I totally should never have hooked up with a Brockport chick."
SUNY Brockport by Escape the FATE August 23, 2007
Brockport
Brockport by AllisonIsGay. December 31, 2011
Becklor
Becklor by snaillover123 August 4, 2019
Brockworth Ben
Ben has very large brothers and also has a great dirty stinking mole on his chin, He tries to cover it up with his patchy beard and allegedly locked his ex in his house
Brockworth Ben by BenFan1 March 24, 2025
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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