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Brockport school 

More like broke port. They can’t even afford good fucking toilet paper here, it feels like Your wiping your ass with sand paper. All the sports teams are shit cause everyone here is fat and smokes pot. People act like they come from the straight hood. Everyone says that they are going to fight you but they never do. Then we have bitches like Mrs. Tibbits that acts like she runs the god damn place when she’s deadass apart of the IBTC (itty bitty titty committee). Brockport is the worst school in the entire world.
“Did you hear about that one school Brockport?... someone just threatened to shoot it up

“Do you see them kids walking out of the Brockport school with their pants sagging?”

“Where did you get this asshole rash from?” “Oh I go to Brockport”

brickworthy 

adj. - Hot, but stupid.

Use this word to describe someone you find attractive physically, but if they spoke, you'd try to gouge your brain out. The term describes the value that you would like to make love to them, but only after you've smashed their head in with a brick.
1: That Tomi Lahren is one good lookin' gal, but after hearing her talk, I'm not so sure I'd get up on that.
2: So... she's brickworthy? Don't stick your dick in crazy without a brick.
brickworthy by LazySpoon December 16, 2016

SUNY Brockport 

College in upstate New York widely known for its alleged excessively high STD rates that are among the highest in the nation. Also, known for accepting some specific individuals with the intelligence of kids from the short bus. Largely a female populated school known for its nursing program.
"Yo man did you hook up with that girl from SUNY Brockport?"

"Yeah dude, and I happen to have chlamydia, syphillis, herpes, and gonorrhea now. I totally should never have hooked up with a Brockport chick."
SUNY Brockport by Escape the FATE August 23, 2007
where the dirty birds roam
I went to Brockport to walk around like a complete fuck maniac.
Brockport by AllisonIsGay. December 31, 2011
A shipping between two individuals who are in love & want some E-Fun.
Becklor got to go do they're thing y'know.
Becklor by snaillover123 August 4, 2019

Brockworth Ben

Ben has very large brothers and also has a great dirty stinking mole on his chin, He tries to cover it up with his patchy beard and allegedly locked his ex in his house
yo dude its brockworth ben
quick hide!
Brockworth Ben by BenFan1 March 24, 2025