More like broke port. They can’t even afford good fucking toilet paper here, it feels like Your wiping your ass with sand paper. All the sports teams are shit cause everyone here is fat and smokes pot. People act like they come from the straight hood. Everyone says that they are going to fight you but they never do. Then we have bitches like Mrs. Tibbits that acts like she runs the god damn place when she’s deadass apart of the IBTC (itty bitty titty committee). Brockport is the worst school in the entire world.

“Did you hear about that one school Brockport?... someone just threatened to shoot it up”

“Do you see them kids walking out of the Brockport school with their pants sagging?”

“Where did you get this asshole rash from?” “Oh I go to Brockport”

Brockport school by The real definition guy January 19, 2020

Related Words

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brickworthy

adj. - Hot, but stupid.

Use this word to describe someone you find attractive physically, but if they spoke, you'd try to gouge your brain out. The term describes the value that you would like to make love to them, but only after you've smashed their head in with a brick.

1: That Tomi Lahren is one good lookin' gal, but after hearing her talk, I'm not so sure I'd get up on that.
2: So... she's brickworthy? Don't stick your dick in crazy without a brick.

brickworthy by LazySpoon December 16, 2016

SUNY Brockport

College in upstate New York widely known for its alleged excessively high STD rates that are among the highest in the nation. Also, known for accepting some specific individuals with the intelligence of kids from the short bus. Largely a female populated school known for its nursing program.

"Yo man did you hook up with that girl from SUNY Brockport?"

"Yeah dude, and I happen to have chlamydia, syphillis, herpes, and gonorrhea now. I totally should never have hooked up with a Brockport chick."

SUNY Brockport by Escape the FATE August 23, 2007

Brockport

where the dirty birds roam

I went to Brockport to walk around like a complete fuck maniac.

Brockport by AllisonIsGay. December 31, 2011

Becklor

A shipping between two individuals who are in love & want some E-Fun.

Becklor got to go do they're thing y'know.

Becklor by snaillover123 August 4, 2019

Brockworth Ben

Ben has very large brothers and also has a great dirty stinking mole on his chin, He tries to cover it up with his patchy beard and allegedly locked his ex in his house

yo dude its brockworth ben
quick hide!

Brockworth Ben by BenFan1 March 24, 2025

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026