Brockport

where the dirty birds roam

I went to Brockport to walk around like a complete fuck maniac.

Brockport by AllisonIsGay. December 31, 2011

Brockport school 

More like broke port. They can’t even afford good fucking toilet paper here, it feels like Your wiping your ass with sand paper. All the sports teams are shit cause everyone here is fat and smokes pot. People act like they come from the straight hood. Everyone says that they are going to fight you but they never do. Then we have bitches like Mrs. Tibbits that acts like she runs the god damn place when she’s deadass apart of the IBTC (itty bitty titty committee). Brockport is the worst school in the entire world.

“Did you hear about that one school Brockport?... someone just threatened to shoot it up”

“Do you see them kids walking out of the Brockport school with their pants sagging?”

“Where did you get this asshole rash from?” “Oh I go to Brockport”

Brockport school by The real definition guy January 19, 2020

Brockport Burrito

Taking a crap in someone's cars glove-box

That chicken was crazy she left a Brockport Burrito in Chad's glovebox

Brockport Burrito by Scratch that itch January 23, 2026

SUNY Brockport 

College in upstate New York widely known for its alleged excessively high STD rates that are among the highest in the nation. Also, known for accepting some specific individuals with the intelligence of kids from the short bus. Largely a female populated school known for its nursing program.

"Yo man did you hook up with that girl from SUNY Brockport?"

"Yeah dude, and I happen to have chlamydia, syphillis, herpes, and gonorrhea now. I totally should never have hooked up with a Brockport chick."

SUNY Brockport by Escape the FATE August 23, 2007

brockparker 

1. the act of doing anal with Hilary Clinton
2. a member of the GOP for Voldemort (Gays on Parade for Voldemort)

1. Dude, I wanna brockparker so bad right now.
2. Are you gonna become a brockparker?

brockparker by Cameron Adams February 23, 2008

Rockport, MA 

Rockport Massachusetts is the most tiny town you will ever visit. The locals are mostly stuck up old people, and any middle age people that live there have been there since birth. Most Rockport kids go to Rockport public school systems. I have never seen a more poor school in my entire life. They take away kid’s tissues when they have to pay for something. The teachers (especially D.C. Gagnon) are trash but the school can not afford to hire new ones. Their music and arts program is good, but don’t be fooled. That’s the only thing the school in the middle of freaking nowhere is good for. Also, all the rockport boys wear shorts and a t-shirt when it’s 30 degrees out. Next, the tourists. They all flock in from god knows where, all to see a little red fishing house?? Makes no sense. Downtown there are about 10,000 rockport kids in the summer and just as many art galleries. You walk two feet and there’s an art gallery. In the summer, the main beach, front beach, is tiny but still crawling with tourists. The water is freezing and filled with seaweed. Suffice to say, DON’T LIVE IN ROCKPORT. YOU WILL STAY THERE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AND NEVER ESCAPE....

Those Rockport, MA old folks are at it again complaining about the young people!

Rockport, MA by Yurrrr mom May 10, 2019

brickworthy 

adj. - Hot, but stupid.

Use this word to describe someone you find attractive physically, but if they spoke, you'd try to gouge your brain out. The term describes the value that you would like to make love to them, but only after you've smashed their head in with a brick.

1: That Tomi Lahren is one good lookin' gal, but after hearing her talk, I'm not so sure I'd get up on that.
2: So... she's brickworthy? Don't stick your dick in crazy without a brick.

brickworthy by LazySpoon December 16, 2016