by AllisonIsGay. December 30, 2011
More like broke port. They can’t even afford good fucking toilet paper here, it feels like Your wiping your ass with sand paper. All the sports teams are shit cause everyone here is fat and smokes pot. People act like they come from the straight hood. Everyone says that they are going to fight you but they never do. Then we have bitches like Mrs. Tibbits that acts like she runs the god damn place when she’s deadass apart of the IBTC (itty bitty titty committee). Brockport is the worst school in the entire world.
“Did you hear about that one school Brockport?... someone just threatened to shoot it up”
“Do you see them kids walking out of the Brockport school with their pants sagging?”
“Where did you get this asshole rash from?” “Oh I go to Brockport”
“Do you see them kids walking out of the Brockport school with their pants sagging?”
“Where did you get this asshole rash from?” “Oh I go to Brockport”
by The real definition guy January 20, 2020
College in upstate New York widely known for its alleged excessively high STD rates that are among the highest in the nation. Also, known for accepting some specific individuals with the intelligence of kids from the short bus. Largely a female populated school known for its nursing program.
"Yo man did you hook up with that girl from SUNY Brockport?"
"Yeah dude, and I happen to have chlamydia, syphillis, herpes, and gonorrhea now. I totally should never have hooked up with a Brockport chick."
"Yeah dude, and I happen to have chlamydia, syphillis, herpes, and gonorrhea now. I totally should never have hooked up with a Brockport chick."
by Escape the FATE August 19, 2007