breaded shrimp

when a man and his partner are having intercourse on the ground outdoors and the penis becomes covered in sand/dirt/debris.

Me and my GF fucked on the beach last night, we didn't have a towel, so she had to get the breaded shrimp.

breaded shrimp by akiralives July 28, 2006

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Breaded Shrimp

Forming at FHHS in 2002, it is when a couple (does not matter if the couple is straight or homosexual, but must have the involvement of a penis) is having sex on the beach, and right before the man is going to cum, dips his dick back in the sand, and then into the vagina/ass.

JP gave Pat a breaded shrimp when they were vactioning on a gay cruise in the Bahamas.

Breaded Shrimp by boy wonder September 23, 2004

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Dreaded Breaded Shrimp

When fucking on the beach the penetrating partner pulls out and dips his penis into the sand and then reinserts into the receiving partner. Exfoliate!

Man, I was fucking Faith on the beach the other night when I gave her the dreaded breaded shrimp. She loved it!

Dreaded Breaded Shrimp by Nasty N8 B January 11, 2009

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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