bread day 

Bread day occurs on the same day on which the freshest loaf of bread you own reaches its expiry date. Though it often results from an unwillingness to eat said bread or completely forgetting about it, realizing it is bread day gives good cause to consume a disproportionate amount of bread that day to avoid wasting any of the loaf.

I brought four sandwiches to school today because it's bread day.

"Oh man, me and Todd ate so many grilled cheeses yesterday. Yeah, it was bread day."

bread day by DLaw3000 September 20, 2009

Bread-Day 

Anniversary of the day a person realizes they're/becomes communist, socialist, and/or anarchist.

Vlad: "Oh, shit... I realized it's just been a whole year since I became a communist."
Karl: "Hey, congrats... Happy Bread-Day, comrade!"

Bread-Day by comrade_dakota_ October 27, 2022

National Jewish Bread Day 

celebrated on July 1st, national jewish bread day is a very special tradition to the people of Alpha Cat, however, can be celebrated by anyone.

You know what day it is
Its National Jewish Bread Day!

National Jewish Bread Day by KaleemCat September 5, 2020

Gabe eats a bread day 

It is the day where Gabe eats a bread

I can't wait for gabe eats a bread day

Gabe eats a bread day by Gabe the eater of a bread June 30, 2022

National Eat Bread By itself day 

April 18th is National Eat Bread By Itself Day. All Day On April 18th you have to eat bread by itself.

“OMGG!!! Tomorrow is National Eat Bread By Itself day!!-Ailani

National Eat Bread By itself day by EatBreadByitslef April 18, 2019

Day old bread

1. A woman's vaginal tract infected by a yeast-fungus characterized by itching and irritation of the vulva, and vaginal discharge; Candidiasis

2. An out of control yeast infection

3. An affordable and delectable delicacy sold by Jimmy Johns

"You expect me to go down and eat your vittles!? Bitch, your day old bread is growin mold! come back tomorrow!"

Day old bread by Luvmussell January 26, 2009

Day Old Bread

Over the hill; someone who used to be 'it' but doesn't realize they aren't any longer.

"Look at her, thinking she is all that... she's day old bread." or "Day old bread needs to stick together."

Day Old Bread by Juhli Schull June 25, 2007